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 Post subject: It's okay; I'm loaded
PostPosted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:23 pm 
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A small craft goes down at sea, and the only two survivors are washed ashore onto the proverbial desert isle. As the second one wakes, the first one comes running up to him. "Oh, this is bad, Man; this is really, really bad."

"It's okay. I make four million dollars a year."

"What?"

"I make four million dollars a year."

"No, listen: there is no water. We're going to die out here."

"It's okay. I make four million dollars a year."

"Dude, there is no water. There is no food. There's not even anywhere we can get out of the sun!"

"It'll be all right. I make four million dollars a year."

"I don't think this is sinking in. If you haven't noticed, there's no place here to buy a boat! We're in big trouble."

"I don't think _you_ understand, Sir. I make four million dollars a year. My pastor _will_ find me."

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 Post subject: Re: It's okay; I'm loaded
PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:14 am 
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rofl rofl rofl rofl
Oh, buddy. This is golden. I have a brother who was once a minister and now does fundraising for a living. I tell him its the same job, minus the dogma. I'm gonna use this on him TODAY!!!!!
Thanks. I've missed you.
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 Post subject: Re: It's okay; I'm loaded
PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:48 pm 
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Was his name Thurston Howell III, perhaps?


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