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 Post subject: SUPER BOWL
PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:36 am 
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A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Patriots at the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sport event in the world, and not use it?â€

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I have never watched an entire Super Bowl in my life. But that is funny.


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 Post subject: Re: SUPER BOWL
PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:09 pm 
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I know this is old, but I've been pondering this for nearly five years now,

and I still don't get it. :/

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 Post subject: Re: SUPER BOWL
PostPosted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 3:48 am 
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Duke, you're not alone. ?????
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 Post subject: Re: SUPER BOWL
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:16 pm 
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Duke wrote:
I know this is old, but I've been pondering this for nearly five years now,

and I still don't get it. :/



Well you see it is very deep and philosophical. Actually it is just missing half the joke:


A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible,” said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?

Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the firstSuper Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967.”

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."


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 Post subject: Re: SUPER BOWL
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:51 pm 
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Five years later and the joke finally makes sense! I love it.

I'm guessing the copy/cut/paste lost something in the OP judging by the gobbledy-goop at the end of said post.

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 Post subject: Re: SUPER BOWL
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:42 am 
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OK. NOW its funny.
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"Ahh.. Grasshopper- What is the difference between a joke WITH, versus WITHOUT, a punchline?!"
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