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 Post subject: The joke my wife hates.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:06 pm 
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Yeah, I've been gone a while, and the trend will likely continue. :D

You guys are doing great without me anyway, right? ;)

But I wanted to share this one:

The airplane is going down. There's no power, and the front has been dipping, and it's nearly in a full-on nose dive. Everyone aboard is white knuckled, gripping their seats, saying prayers, or otherwise making their peace. Well, all except for one young lady, who is losing her mind....

She leaps to her feet and begins to scream "It can't end like this! It can't! There's so many things-- " she starts to rip off her dress and turns back to the other passengers. "Isn't there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?!"

"Right here!" barks an older man in the rear, who stands and starts ripping off his clothes. Then he wads his clothes up and throws them to her. "Iron those!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[my wife did that 'head-tilt-specifically-so-I-can-stare-at-you-over-my-glasses' thing that everyone with glasses seems to think is so much more poignant and stated "you know, there's a lot more truth to that than you think there is...."

It probably means something.

I miss Howard. :( ]

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------ Herb Christian

"Ask your doctor if medical advice from a television commercial is right for _you_."

 Post subject: Re: The joke my wife hates.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:23 pm 

Joined: Jun 16, 2009
I always knew I had scored a "zinger" when my beloved (late) wife would grab my elbow with her left hand, squint her eyes & clench her teeth in a vain effort to hide her laughing, repeatedly strike my upper arm with her tiny little fist, while shouting the words- "PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH"!
Dear Lord, I miss her so much.

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