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 Post subject: Yeah, it's weak,
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:39 pm 
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but it was told to me by a seven-year-old, and it amused me. :)

A young polar bear walks up to his mother and says "Mom, am I a real polar bear?"

"Well of course you are, Son!"

"Are you _sure_?"

"Well, _I'm_ a real polar bear, and your _father_ is a real polar bear, so you _must_ be a real polar bear, right?"

"Yeah... I guess...."

Mom, determined to cheer up her little sidekick, tried to draw him out. "So tell me, what makes you think you might not be a polar bear?"

"Well, I went outside to play."

"And?"

"It's _cold_ out there!"

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One more, same source-- sort of an apology. ;)

Maybe weasels aren't aliens, but I'm pretty sure they come from otter space."

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