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 Post subject: Einstein was right!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:21 pm 
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Two guys fly out into the bush to go hunting. When the bush pilot returns to pick them up, they have bagged two moose each, and are very excited. The pilot explains to them that his little plane cannot handle the load of three men, four moose, and a week's worth of camping gear. They will have to leave two of the moose behind or at least one moose and the camping gear.

"Well the pilot we had last year let us take all of our stuff, plus we bagged four moose, and he let us take them, too!"

"He probably had a bigger plane, or at least a plane with a stronger engine."

"As I recall, it was the exact same model as yours-- even the same color!"

Not to be outdone, the pilot grudgingly helped them load the gear and their moose into his plane. When everyone was crammed in, he fired up and taxied away.

The little plane fought valiantly, but it just couldn't get the load safely into the air, and after only a few minutes came smashing down into the trees. The next morning, as the pilot and hunters shook off their aches and pains and set about to sum up the situation, one of the hunters turns to the other one:

"That river look familiar to you?"

"Kinda."

"How about them three rocks stood up over their by that copse of birch?"

"Yeah-- wait a minute! This is the exact same place we crashed last year!"

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 Post subject: Re: Einstein was right!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:41 am 
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In my younger days, I, too, suffered from the same malady as the second bush pilot when he decided he was "Not to be outdone".
"Testosterone Poisoning" is indeed a curse...


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 Post subject: Re: Einstein was right!
PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 4:29 am 
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Good one, Duke!

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